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tutudu what to do? :P

Yes..Yes! I know I have been neglecting my blog way too much. So much so that it is starting to resemble a malnourished African child when personified or an outdated newspaper/radio when looked at. Time to flex the muscles (or whatever is above the bone , in my case) and start updating!!
Flex Flex 
So what's NEW??
Nothing out of the world , nevertheless fun , eagerly expected yet ends in boredom , Much talked about but nothing done actually. Didn't get it yet? =) Summer holidays!! For me , it may very well be the last of such carefree days - so lets put it into maximum use , by doing nothing ~
Now the problem is doing nothing can be equally boring as slogging it out. So lets check out the list of activities 'normal' kids like us can indulge in. However , I am not counting in a vacation or trip to some exotic place in this list because travelling and sightseeing is too much of a work.

!.Watch all the programs  in the T.V                                                                                                                  The first ritual to be followed while embarking on your uselessly intrinsic journey is to lie in your favorite couch without brushing or bathing , much to the wrath of your mothers/grand-moms , and start double timing on your channels. The key is to be unbiased here - anything from  the never ending kasturi , legendary godfather , loud U.P elections and even louder wwe Raw. Also abolish all language barriers by watching , Balika Vadhu :P in hindi , some mahesh babu flick in Telugu and some mallu  movie with fat people!! Watch till your eyes hurt , body stinks and mouth screams. Then fall asleep in the same trance and wake up and go about the same cycle again!
2.Stalk people on facebook                

                                                                                                                                 If you don't have the amazing ability to watch the monotonous stuff they feed you in the idiot box , switch on the stupid box - computer. Your hand automatically goes to the facebook tab and here you are in a world with fellow bored people. "Hey" "Yo" Sup" "Nm . I'm bored" . Try as much as you can you cannot break this somnambulist routine. Like some statuses , but not your own. Like some Dp's but not your own and publicly declare that you're bored. If you are one of those annoying farmville kids asking for favors , well you have your day cut out for you. For the others who have misplaced the word fun and are stuck with boredom - I have the remedy!!  STALK. It may sound offensive and against your principles , but trust me you would feel better after the first time :P                                                                                                                         All you gotta do is go to your homepage - see the pics with hundreds of like and see the history of no likes behind it. Now you get to travel back in time by using the timeline and see the very current in the annoying ticker! So much for security and privacy. My Favorite pastime is to go back and see the development of a person from their first profile picture. There are more scary and creepy things like stalking all the wallposts , statuses and trying different combos of 'friendship' between  2 different people. Lets just say that the results are very revealing and alarming.
 3.Hangout with friends         

                                                                                                                   This is usually preceded with hours or even days of planning for some and minutes of late information for others. Nevertheless , nothing can be as fun with spending time with your pals , be it the beach or blur ; EA or Citi center ; Street side shop or the 'Park'! There are myriads of things you can do on that day. Watch some kickass tamil movie and shock the theaters , better go to some english movie where nobody understands a thing and everybody smooches , AND start hooting for every word :P Very uncouth you might think; but its just another way of having fun in dire circumstances! It usually kills a whole day what with planning , dressing up . face-booking it and uploading pictures and so on.  Having lunch with friends is a perfect opportunity to share food , love and GOSSIP.
Gaming            

                                                                                                                                               Now as the boys are obviously gonna feel left out , lets unveil their lifeline , pulse , heart and blood - video games! Although there are still some who actually go to the field play and sweat it out to get the physique . Everyone knows that the reality is the virtual world of games now. There is a competition between wii and play station 3 .  However ps 3 is more versatile considering the fact that it has both move and joystick! Wanna kill time? Here you can kill everything B) From call of duty to GTA we  have the bloody bloody games. FIFA is the most popular and skill oriented game. Although , when you see a guy hit 15 goals in a row you think its child's play. There are other games like topspin 4 and wwe which are fun too. The former is more 'engrossing' and the latter is just gross.  Gaming has this huge advantage - you don't know where the time runs and you actually want more of it. The dudes will get it i hope :P           p.s - as a responsible blogger --> its bad for your eyes and health . although my bro said it improves your dexterity . And I actually had a thumb sprain after moving the analog stick all day :P
Other useful tips
  • Read books 
  • listen/discover/make music
  • cook
  • paint 
  • pursue your passion
  • sleep sleep sleep
  • whatever . Im bored bye. 
Omg I can't believe I said that :P but as you see Im still tutudu what to do. And even blogging can be boring! 

 Better listen to this : 


Hoping you don't eat anyone in boredom.

Semi

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ek gaon mein ek kisan raghu thatha! :P

It's been a week in Pune already!! :O
and believe it or not  - I have fallen in love with this city! <3
or maybe it is just another one of my defense mechanisms , protecting me from shocks. Whatever this is , it has aroused me enough, to write a post! So let me finish this before reality sinks in .
( Side note :

  Defense mechanisms are pretty intriguing . Do you know that I haven't cried a single tear drop yet? My friends think it is some kind of sacrilegious blasphemy from my  part. But hey! If pessimists argue that I have effectively ended one life , I argue back that I have just started a new one :) I do miss chennai . However , I am not going to go gaga over it. Okay I just did . )
I haven't had much chance to discover the city in its entirety yet. But , from whatever I have seen - it is fresh , green , pleasant and mindnumbingly beautiful :')

So here it is . The elusive list of things I have noticed about Pune and my new life in general :

1) I was never a nat…